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Dreamin

Winter, I am over it. I want summers at Coney Island!!! Bikinis beers & blunts.

Happy Birthday Buddy

Winston turned 1 yesterday, this is him post birthday festivities.

FSP

Prints that I am considering sending as a part of my home test...self portraits are so weird.

I am spending Christmas house sitting a condo five blocks from Central Park, complete with my own bedroom, bathroom, and an English bulldog named Winston. My little brother was just in town from Wisconsin, it was surprisingly awesome. He is a smart kid.

Emergen C

This morning my (full) 500 gb external hd crashed. Had the USPS found my records/tapes that they "lost," this wouldn''t be so rough. But they didn't find them, despite my loooong and detailed list, because they are Americans employed by the American government.
Then, I left the house in a bad mood and underestimated how cold it was, had my foot run over by a Hasid's double wide stroller, and spent six hours walking dogs in a t shirt and a not-thick-enough-hoodless-coat.

The music gods are smiting me for sharing free music on a blog long ago. Karma, you bitch.

My "quote" for data recovery:

Standard fee for Macintosh:	$699.99
High Capacity Surcharge (460GB - 560GB):	$600.00
Clean Room (if necessary)*:	$300.00
Total Estimated Charges:	$1299.99 to 1599.99

New York I Love You (A Story)

I was walking a dog on the edge of Central Park (5th & 59th) today, and a guy in his mid-20s stopped to remark on the dog's confirmation and I did my best to be polite and friendly this happens all the time you know, and he said his name and I said mine and he shook my hand and said "Leo, right?" and I said right and thought ok he has gotta be gay and then he said "August, right?" and I said are you kidding (he was right) and it was kind of getting a little creepy and then he said "You have no idea how compatible we are" I thought ok he is not really gay and I said oh yeah? and he said "I have a story...ahhh, I can't tell you this story" and I was curious but I didn't really want to hear it and then he kind of sighed and closed his eyes and smiled and said "Oh you Leos are so dangerous, you blue eyed brown haired Leos really kill me" and I just smiled and probably fluttered my eyelashes in a flirtatious manner because then he said "it was really really great to meet you, you have no idea" and we shook hands again and I was turning away to leave and he grabbed my hand tighter and wouldn't let go and I turned around and he had a sort of wild look on his face (it was kind of adorable) but he released me and as I was walking away he said loudly "beware of Geminis! You have so much control!"

Wow

Confidence Builder

A shelf fell on my trackpad I guess it could have been my head but it still sucks



I found really funny footage from being 16 and wandering around DC asking people stupid questions.